Saidi satanas bities intaravyoo

namaskar. namaskar. tum kaun ho? main sadi shaitan hoon. tumhara antim nam kya hai? um, shaitan. ji, kya, aap khud ko shaitan ke nam par kyon namit karenge? mujhe pata nahin hai ki. mujhe koee andaja nahin hai. tum kahan se ho? main santa krooz, kailiphorniya se hoon. janm aur paravrish? tum kahan paida hue the? hyoostan. ha ha ha, jaise aap pahle se hi. bas tumhari tarah.

ha ha... ha. uh, to santa krooz, tum bhi ek kela slag kar rahe ho? nahin, lekin mere kuchh dost hain. ha ha... ha. kya aapne kabhi kele ke slag ko dekha hai? oh, vastav men? han, ve vastav men bahut bara ho jata hai. umar. main unse pyar karta hoon.. aap aaj ek dilachasp chhoti poshak men hain. main sailar moon hoon. aap mis kaiptan amerika ki tarah dikhte hain. mis kaiptan amerika yah. ha ha... ha. um, tum kitne lnbe ho? main 6'1 hoon aur ye main 6'2 hoon. ha ha... ha.

aur ham abhi kahan hain? ham las vegas men pams ples men hain. kya aap pahle kabhi vegas gaya hai? kabhi nahin. mujhe yah pasnd hai.. sach men? aap ne kaha ki aap kal rat juaa chala gaya. mainne apna sara kharch ura diya aur sirph khane ka paisa bacha liya. ha ha... ha. aap bas kal rat yahan hai. mujhe pata hai. mujhe ek sau rupye ki tarah urane men lagabhag 30 minat lage. oh mere gosh. aur han. ki aap ke lie vegas hai. um ham. in chijon ko vijetaon par nahin banaya gaya tha. thik hai, nishchit roop se, main ek 22 prtishat nakad bahar mila.

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