Mere nirashajanak gulam ko thappar marna

I walk upstairs and find my house a huge mess where I was hoping to find everything spotless! I told this fucking loser to clean up, and he didn't do what I told him! I punish him by slapping him hard, over and over. He counts out the slaps for me, kissing my lovely hands and thanking me when I'm done. I'm still not satisfied, so I make him loudly kiss my perfect feet. He keeps touching my shoes with his tongue when I tell him not to, so I slap him more and more, making him count out each one for me.